[And so she eagerly rubs, rubs, rubs away! ...And waits. The grin on her face slowly fading. She lets out a sigh.]

Oi! Was this all just a big corker...? Wot's the point of this 'ere lamp if ain't got any... [She stops, as she feels the vibrations in her hands.] Wait. Wot's 'appenin'....

[A blast of smoke comes out from the lamp, accompanied by a blast of hearty laughter as a genie appears...!]